THE SOUR PATCH KID SATAN CAT!!!

MY STORY AND WHAT I DID

Hides under the bed more often now until my GF comes over!



So my Girlfriend and me once went to petsmart just for fun of course. We go in and walk by all the birds which she is rather scared of, and we get to the fish section and we poke on the glass to watch them scatter as if they had been shot at or something. Then all of a sudden she FREAKS OUT and runs over to the Cat section leaves me standing there like an idiot, she just takes off so now I'm thinking to myself great she is gonna want a cat and I hate Cats. So how do I tell her and she not get so upset? Well I couldn't think of a way to tell her that so I just took the dive, and went ahead and agreed to get the cat with her. Oh yeah, but there's one thing you all need to remember we live separately! Oh and her mother won't allow animals at her house. So guess who ends up having to live with it ya you guessed it ME! So we take it to my house and I get it a bed,  food and everything a cat needs while it decides to hide under the bed all scared like. So I ignore it for a couple of days leave it at home during the day it uses the litter box when I'm gone everything goes good then it finally gets comfortable around me, and sleeps with me and cuddles and purrs and all those little cat like things. I begin to actually start liking cats UNTIL one night at about oh 2:30 in the morning, it decides to jump behind my headboard and get all tangled up in my window blinds and all I can hear is the claws on the window loud meowing and banging and whatever the other noise was because there is no word to describe it. So I get up get it unstuck and put it back under the blanket and go back to sleep and everything seemed good. Then NOT EVEN 20 MINUTES LATER same situation just louder and harder to get unstuck! So after that once again annoyed going back to bed next thing you know STUCK AGAIN this probably went on for about 2 hours no joke, so the next morning I get up tired and drowsy and somewhat annoyed. Then my parents ask who were you yelling at last night and why were you banging around?  I then suddenly freak out and say that stupid cat wouldn't quit getting stuck in the blinds. They say oh its just a cat maybe it had a bad dream or something. So, I decide OK I'll blow it off and just be nice to it like I usually was. I brushed it, held it, fed it everything an owner would do. Then one day I leave the house to go on a date with my girlfriend, me and her hug and pet the cat before we leave to go out. We go out to eat and went shopping and did our thing and get back to my place about 3-4 hours later. As I open the door to my bedroom where the cat was, all I saw was that either the cat or arch enemy had SHIT EVERYWHERE, TORE MY BLANKETTS UP WITH ITS CLAWS, BROKE MY BLINDS, SPILT ALL THE CAT FOOD EVERYWHERE AND EVEN MANGED TO KNOCK THE LITTER BOX OVER I'm guessing it was the cat!! But to end this long story lets just say my girlfriend was on the cats side and said it just missed us and now I'm stuck with the SOUR PATCH KID SATAN CAT!!

WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE....

Was said no I don't want this cat and took it to a animal shelter and just delt with her being mad at me until she got over it but I can't just break her heart over this cat she loves oh so much!!

NOW WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE??