Things that annoy me on Facebook

The Annoying Things We Do In Facebook
1. USE THE STATUS BAR AS MSN
-Have you not yet discovered the CHAT option on the bottom right of your facebook page!? Do we have to listen to you and your stupid conversations!?


2. LAZY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING MISTAKES
-Come on! Yu is You. Cum is Come. You're isn't 'Your'. Know isn't 'No'.


3. CONSTANTLY POSTING I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU IN YOUR STATUS
-I love my wife too and I always let her know this by saying it to her with words and kisses. I don't wait 'til the room is full of people and shout it in her face.


4. ADDING PEOPLE YOU KNOW, OR DON'T KNOW IN MANY CASE, AND THEN JUST IGNORE THEM.
-Yep you are not a friend but just a number.


5. COMMENTING ON MY STATUS THEN DELETING IT AND WRITING IT AGAIN AND DELETING IT AND WRITING AND DELETING....
-You carrot head! I can see the original messages in the notification email.


6. USE YOU STATUS BAR TO ASK FOR SOMETHING FROM THE PERSON SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
-Oh the lack of desire to expend EFFORT!


7. UPDATING STATUS EVERY 2 MINUTES
...is eating a corn beef sandwich
...is finishing a corn beef sandwich
...enjoyed the corn beef sandwich
...washing down the corn beef sandwich with a cool refreshing drink
...going to sit on the toilet to get rid of corn beef sandwich
...going to whip my arse
...flushing toilet
...unclogging toilet
...dropped my phone in toilet
...put phone in rice it still works YAY!!!
Unless you survived a plane crash we don't care!!


8. MOANING THROUGH STATUS.. IS PISSED... IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY... MISSES YOU AND WANTS TO RELIVE ALL THE GAY TIME
-If you want to moan, get a baseball bat and shove it up your arse. Stop sharing your pain with the rest of us.


9. USING LAZY TEXT MESSAGE ABBREVIATIONS IN YOUR STATUS
-Yep it's true and so obvious. The lack of confidence in spelling affects your written expression. Don't write 'Der' when you know you mean 'Their'. Get a dictionary!


10. UPLOAD POUTING PHOTOS
-Listen, Angelina Jolie has a natural pout and it looks sexy. What you have is a duckbill.


11. USE FACEBOOK ONLY TO PRY THROUGH PEOPLES PROFILES
-Be careful you don't accidently hit that like button.


12. FORCED COMPLIMENTS
-Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. Forced compliments are so obvious.


13. UPLOAD CLUBBING PICTURES THE MORNING AFTER
-Quick take my picture, I'm going to put this up on facebook and everyone will know I party on weekends oh we see it and say ha look they look like idiots but won't realize it til the next day so lets get our laughs in now


14. SENDING A THREAD MESSAGE
-You are aware that for each message posted we all get notified by mail. I get 100+ mail notifications a day because of threads

15. SAYING STOP POKING ME IN STATUS BAR
-Its a stupid way for people to flirt or be stupid get over it it's better than them actually coming into your room and poking you

16. COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NEW FACEBOOK
-Enough! The old Facebook isn't coming back...and whats wrong with the new one anyway? It's almost exactly like the old Facebook. The major difference is that things are easier to find


17. WRITING PRIVATE STUFF ON SOMEBODY'S WALL
-Mmmm, I'm going to ravish your monster munch toes tonight, and then I'm going to drink your dirty bath water.....
We really wanted to know that!!

18. BITCHING ABOUT SOMEBODY IN YOUR STATUS
-Bitch bitch bitch...yeah she knows who I'm talking about...bitch bitch bitch...and if I see her I'll say it to her face...bitch bitch bitch

19. INVITING ME TO BE A ZOMBIE SNOT FACE GANSTER FARMER AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
-Aaaargh!!


20. SENDING AN INVITATION FOR A PARTY TO SOMEBODY FAR FAR AWAY IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
-Ok I'll be there on the next flight. Not!

21. SENDING A CHAIN-MAIL
-If you don't invite all your friends to this group you will die a horrible death tonight at about 10pm.


22. GETTING OFFENDED WHEN THE TRUTH IS SPOKEN INSTEAD OF ADMITTING AND JOINING IN FOR A LAUGH
-Yeah I'm talking about this list


23. REPLYING "WHAT'S WRONG BABE?" IN A FRIEND'S STATUS
-When instead you mean "I don't care about your problem just tell me who upset you and why and when and what...so I can have something to gossip about with my real friends".

24. CHANGING YOUR RELATIONSHIP FROM 'IN A REALTIONSHIP' TO 'ITS COMPLICATED'
-In the world of adults and grown ups there is no need to publicly air that you are having issues in your relationship. Go fix your relationship, GO!!

25. LOG INTO YOUR PARTNERS ACCOUNT AND WRITE ROMANTIC STUFF ON YOUR OWN WALL
-Sadly this does happen.


26. CONSTANTLY ADDING ANOTHER "WHO VIEWED MY PROFILE" APP.
-Being able to see who looked at your profile is STRICTLY AGAINST FACEBOOKS PRIVACY POLICIES! They don’t work!! The application simply creates a random list for you. Oh, and at the same time steals your personal information and puts you on a mailing list. It’s a scam.


27. RECITING A STUPID QUOTE IN YOUR STATUS
-Think you're clever now do you? Nobody responded,Ha! not even a ‘LIKE IT'?

28. RECITING OLD PROVERBS MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A TWAT


29. TAGGING ME IN A PHOTO THAT I'M NOT IN
-Sometimes I have to log in on my phone to view this photo Do you know how long it took to load the stupid pic? Oh I get it, nobody really cares about your photos so you found away to shove it in our faces. Feel better now do you?


30. MOANING IN YOUR STATUS THAT YOUR LIFE IS BORING, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
-Mamma mia! It's not your life that's boring, you are boring! Stop being a moaning miser!

31. SAYING HOW LOVELY YOUR LIFE IS IN YOUR STATUS, EVERY SINGLE DAY!!
-It makes me happy to know I have a happy friend, but if that's all you can find to put in to your status every single day

32. HOPE
-Every time you log into facebook and wait for the page to load.....you hope somebody has sent a message. You hope somebody wrote on your wall, or maybe posted up a picture and tagged you!.....and then the page loads and you're disappointed, again.

WHAT ANNOYS YOU ABOUT FACEBOOK??