The wedding vow

MY STORY OF WHAT I THINK SHOULD BE SAID!!

Traditional wedding vows  are the most popular choice for weddings even after all these years. All of us have at some point have heard the love lyrics whether it be from attending weddings or in a movie.

Here is what we ofter hear from the person officiating the ceremony

"Do you, (insert sweet innocent or been had by every guy in high school brides name here), take (insert love sick fool grooms name here), to be his wife to have and to hold, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, honor and 'obey' (or cheish if you are too insecure to leave in the 'obey') ;from this day forward until death do you part

Sounds so nice doesn't it??

Now this is WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE SAID...

WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE SAID??